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How
do hurricanes see?
With one eye!
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear!
What type of lightning likes to play sports?
Ball lightning!
What type of cloud is so lazy, because it will never get
up?
Fog!
What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning
bolt?
You're shocking!
Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the
tornado?
Udder disaster!
What did the one tornado say to
the other?
Let’s twist again like we did
last summer.
What did the thermometer say to
the other thermometer?
You make my temperature
rise.
What happens when fog lifts in
California?
UCLA!
What’s the difference between
a horse and the weather?
One is reined up and the other
rains down.
What did one raindrop say to the
other raindrop?
My plop is bigger than your
plop.
Why did the woman go outdoors with
her purse open?
Because she expected some change
in the weather.
What type of lightning likes to
play sports?
Ball lightning.
What’s the difference between
weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree, but you can
climate.
What happens when it rains cats
and dogs?
You have to be careful not to step
in a poodle.
What do you call it when it rains
chickens and ducks?
Foul (fowl)
weather.
What did the hurricane say to the
other hurricane?
I have my eye on
you.
How do you find out the weather
when you’re on vacation?
Go outside and look
up.
